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Getting Robbed While on the Toilet

  • Danny:I can see you!
  • Robber:Are you using the toilet right now?
  • Danny:Yes. I am sitting on the toilet!
  • Robber:That's disgusting. It’s disgusting to talk to use the bathroom with the door open when there is company around.
  • Danny:You're a burglar!
  • Robber:Right now I’m just an intruder.
  • Danny:Get out of my house! Why would you break in? The lights are on!
  • Robber:I thought you were one of those people who leaves the lights on at night so people think you’re at home and they don’t break in.
  • Danny:Well, I am home, obviously.
  • Robber:On a Friday night?
  • Danny:Yes.