Getting Robbed While on the Toilet Danny:I can see you! Robber:Are you using the toilet right now? Danny:Yes. I am sitting on the toilet! Robber:That's disgusting. It’s disgusting to talk to use the bathroom with the door open when there is company around. Danny:You're a burglar! Robber:Right now I’m just an intruder. Danny:Get out of my house! Why would you break in? The lights are on! Robber:I thought you were one of those people who leaves the lights on at night so people think you’re at home and they don’t break in. Danny:Well, I am home, obviously. Robber:On a Friday night? Danny:Yes. Posted 3 years ago 1 note